Monday, October 31, 2011

Shirtless Cheshire Cat Halloween Costume!

I hope you guys have an awesome Halloween! Let me know what you guys dressed up as. I'm overdue for a long post to fill you guys in on my life but for now, here's my costume...

The Cheshire Cat

Thursday, October 6, 2011


I feel awkward writing it down but here it goes...

Talk about having no idea what was going on with my body. To make things even better, I wasn’t alone. Oh no, my first boner popped when I was 13 years old at my friend’s house. My friends James, Christian and I were upstairs in James’ room shooting the shit and watching Not Another Teen Movie for the first time. My penis came to life for the first time once a very specific scene from the movie activated all the hormones in my body. Jake Wyler, played by Chris Evans, walks into the room butt naked. His nipples and penis are covered with whipped cream and he's trying to entice the main actress to have sex with him. My eyes were glued to the television. I had to quickly lay down on my stomach to hide the tent I had pitched.

 I would love to lick the whipped cream off him

Luckily it went away and they didn’t notice it. After I got home the following day from the sleepover, I rewatched that scene of the movie probably 50 times. That was the first time I was fascinated by the male body. Chris Evans you popped my boner cherry, thanks man.

Flash-forward a few months...

Me and a group of friends snuck into the theaters to see Fantastic Four. I was SO excited because I knew Chris Evans was going to be in the movie! I think this guy really enjoys stripping down in front of the camera, because he was practically naked in a scene of that movie too! Got another boner haha He is such a hunk!