After saying hi to my parents and Tebow, I immediately drove over to see Michelle! She left UNF after sophomore year and transferred to FAU and I miss her terribly. We got silly off Arbor Mist and hung out on her front porch.
One of her friends was also there, who happened to be talking about birthdays, so she asked me when mine was. I told her April Fool’s Day.
Her: "Well that must say a lot about you."
Me: What do you mean?
Her: "You were born on the day of the lies"Hahaha does that mean I'm more prone to lying?
Michelle and I went to Wilton Manors this past Friday and met up with my parents and sister. We went to this wine and tapas place and than somehow ended up in the bathroom together. There was a small bookshelf in the bathroom with a bowl of condoms and packets of lube, so we started filling her Mich's bag with them haha
After my parents and sister left later in the night, Patty and her friend met up with us and we hit the sex store. It was interesting to say the least. There's some weird fetish stuff in there. As we're leaving, Patty notices a bowl of brownies labeled 'Magical Brownies' by the cash register. She stopped dead in her tracks and asked the cashier if those brownies were legit and he goes "honey, if they were, the bowl would be empty."
After we left the sex shop, we looked around a candy shop and than went to a bar to play pool. One of the bartenders working there was smoking hot.
Me: damn this picture is staticky
Mich: ...you mean blurry?
Me: yeah that word
Mich: that's the simpliest fucking word
Now I’m back on the school grind, cramming and stressing out as this semester comes to a close and loving every second of my life!
P.S.- It turns out Michelle's boyfriend found the condoms and lube in her bag and he now thinks she's cheating on him. hahahaha I'm dying