Monday, August 13, 2012
THIS GUY KEEPS HITTING ON ME
1. You have nice abs, I get it. It’s not like you’re shirtless 99% of the time I see you anyways. But the picture text was an interesting parting gift. I can’t look at shaving cream without smirking now…
2. The 2 AM sesh, which led to a discrete location, shirtless, with your hands down your pants.
3. The time you wanted to play dj while everyone else went to the parking lot. How ironic that Give It Up by Pepper was next on your shuffle list.
4. The night you slapped my ass. Or the time you flashed me yours.
5. The night I showed everyone a picture of a guy I thought was cute and you blurted out "He looks just like me!"
6. How many jumping jacks/pushups did you do again to relive your excitement when you found out I used to have a crush on you?
7. I hope I helped out that time your bowl was dirty and asked me to blow it.
8. “I’ve shown you all the signs.”