Thursday, May 17, 2012

I SMASHED MY PHONE, MURDERED A RACCOON AND GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT

This week has been nothing less than fucking stressful and terrible.

Unlucky situation 1

On Monday, I was walking into the art building to go pee. The door smashed into my leg, made a direct hit with my front right pocket, smashed my car keys which shattered my iPhone screen.

Unlucky situation 2

On Wednesday night, I drove to campus to take advantage of the lab hours. I left at 11 P.M. I was about half way home, when, within a split second, I saw a raccoon standing in the middle of road. I didn’t have time to break or swerve. I clobbered the raccoon going 45 mph. It was one of the most horrible moments in my entire life. The impact was so intense. Imagine someone throwing a basketball against a garage door as hard as they could. That’s what it sounded like. I felt the body catapult under my car. I was screaming and shaking.  I couldn’t sleep.

Unlucky situation 3

This morning I was driving to school and couldn’t focus at all. I kept replaying the accident from last night in my mind, as I drove past the scene of the crime. And JUST when I thought nothing could possibly get any worse…
Life shit on me again.

I got into a fender bender.

I got to the parking garage and cried and than I started laughing. What did I do to deserve all this??

4 comments:

  1. Hang in there bud, you'll get through this.

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  2. AGD: Wow, that is a lot of chaos in one short time frame, I'm glad you were not injured, so that's the hidden blessing. Some people believe misfortune comes in a series of 3, so if that's true, you are due for some good luck around the corner.

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  3. I wonder if the racoon left behind any orphans. They will starve to death without their mother.

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