She is a Disney addict, so of course that's where she chose to go for her Bachelorette party. Not going to lie, I felt awkward being the only guy there, but after a while, I didn’t give a shit.
The fun began when we entered Epcot around 11:30. We all had the munchies so we pigged out at a café. After lunch, the girls bought Minnie mouse ears and we headed towards the Mission to Mars ride. The ride was okay. It’s one of those spinning rides and we had just eaten lunch, so I got really dizzy but it was a cool ride I guess. A little less spinning motion would have been nice. Oh God, I sound like an old person.
We were conveniently dropped off in the gift shop and I got a dog tag haha
After I was given my new identity, we went on Ellen DeGeneres’ dream ride. That woman is amazing. I’m reading her book ‘Seriously…I’m Kidding’ and my love just grows and grows for that woman.
We started walking to the different countries and I couldn’t stop people watching. We were in the United Kingdom and that’s where I laid eyes on my FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER! ALICE
So I walk up to Alice and this conversation happens:
Alice: Are you with those little mice? (pointing at the girls across the street)
Me: Yeah I’m with those mice. I’m their stripper.
Alice: … … … like a strip?
Me: Umm? YEAH...like a strip of ribbon!
Alice: AHH just like the one in my hair! (points at hair band)
Then we got to Canada and ran into a giant college Bachelor party from UF. Most of them were pretty drunk. Come to find out, the bachelor wasn’t even present. They left him passed out on a park bench in one of the other countries. Hahaha
It was too perfect. I lift up my dog tag up and all the guys start going wild, giving me high-fives. We were definitely being the loudest people in the park. To add to the rowdiness, a CRAZY couple approaches us and recognizes the bachelor party because they bought all the guys drinks earlier on.
The couple started talking about marriage. The wife called her husband a douche bag, told us he had a big cock and just kept rambling on and on. We were all laughing and attracting way too much attention. Than the wife noticed that one of the guys from the bachelor party had the Cinderella castle tattooed on his foot and blurts out “nice tat man! Do you have a vagina too?”
It took every ounce of strength in me to not laugh. I slowly shift my head over to Angela and we erupted into laughter. That was our cue to leave, so we parted ways and kept exploring the countries. I got a strawberry margarita from Mexico and some alcoholic orange slush drink in London. The margarita was STRONG...or I'm just a light weight, because I was feeling it.
We went to Italy for dinner and there were eagles (our codename for hot guys) everywhere! The waiters, the bartenders, the host, the bus boys. I would have banged the entire staff. What was in that margarita?
We shared a delicious, giant appetizer...
After we ate and bird watched, the ladies kept ordering drinks from the different countries and ended the night with the incredible fireworks display over the lake.