A few months ago I got a dose of “WTF just happened?!”
It was a normal day and I had left my house to run some errands. With CVS in sight, I was strolling across the parking lot minding my own business like I always do. I get on the sidewalk and hear an obnoxious car engine blaring behind me. I figured it was some high school hoodlum showing off his muffler, so I ignored it.
Within a few seconds, the noise had gotten extremely close to me. Startled, I quickly turned around, assuming it was one of my friends trying to get my attention. Several of my buddies have souped-up cars, so I figured it was one of them that spotted me.
Instead of seeing a familiar face, a crack head in her mid-fifties nearly plows into me with her beat up car. She drove the left side of her car up onto the sidewalk and was literally a foot away from hitting me. The car comes to a screeching halt as she sat tilted in her car at a 30 degree angle.
Just wait, if that wasn’t crazy enough. The conversation takes the cake…
Crack Head: "Excuse me! Excuse me sir!"
This woman was a hot mess along with the worst smoker’s voice I had ever heard.
Me: Umm hi?
Crack Head: "Will you please help me out and lend me some money? I just got out of the hospital because of my cigarette addiction. I can’t afford my medication" blah blah blah
Me: I’m sorry ma’am, I don’t have any money.
Crack Head: She snaps back and goes “Give me some of your money!”
This bitch had the NERVE to start giving me attitude and demand I give her money!
Me: I'll give you some advice. Maybe you should stop smoking cigarettes and you wouldn't be in this predicament.
Crack Head: "How dare you tell me what to do you disrespectful young man!"
Me: You’re a nasty old bitch
A combobulated slew of curse words and odd grumbling noises poured out of her mouth as she revved her car up and sped off down the road.
I guess I’m on her shit list...
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