Wednesday, November 16, 2011

How Do You Approach a Guy?

College campuses are swarmed with hot guys! Now that I am growing into myself and fully accepting my sexuality, I have been checking out other cute guys way more than usual. I'm so horny. My friend came up with a clever code name for checking out guys. 'Bird watching', so ever since, the name stuck.

My question to you guys: Is there a particular way to check a hot guy out when you walk past him, so you make it obvious that you're gay? This is a stupid question, but If I'm walking and I see a hot guy coming towards me, I start freaking out on the inside:

“OMG HE’S HOT! WHAT IF HE’S GAY? OH PLEASE BE GAY! SHOULD I SMILE AT HIM? WHAT IF HE DOESN’T SMILE BACK?

WHAT IF HE DOES SMILE BACK!!?  SHOULD I WALK SLOWER? SHOULD I SAY HI? HOW LONG SHOULD I KEEP EYE CONTACT FOR? SHOULD I TURN AROUND AFTER WE PASS?”

That’s a classic example of what goes through my mind when I walk past a guy I am attracted to.

I always remember people who smile at me, so I figure I'll start doing to the same to every cute guy I see and maybe I'll leave a lasting first impression on them.

Single forever.

4 comments:

  1. AGD: As you walk towards the guy, smile and make eye contact. If he smiles back, that might just mean he's friendly. Keep walking a few steps past him, then turn your head to see if he's still checking you out. If he is, then make eye contact again and smile. If he stops, you stop too, then approach him and introduce yourself -- then take it from there. But don't just give it away to any guy, be selective. You don't want to build up a reputation.

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  2. I like fan of casey's approach. I think the eye contact will let you know.

    I look forward to reading how this goes for you.

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  3. Thank you fan of casey! I am going to apply this and see how it goes. And don't worry, I am very selective :) Thanks for your help, I'll let you guys know how my 'checking out' skills go

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  4. fan of casey has it exactly right. &, after you've introduced yourselves to each other, hold out your right hand as if to offer to shake his hand (I admit that shaking hands is Old School & more or less str8 social etiquette in our current US of A culture) &, if he shakes your hand, you can give each other according to the firmness & the duration of the hand holding (we're talking body language here!) some idea of what impression each of you is making on the other.

    Let us know!

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