Thursday, October 6, 2011

MY FIRST GAY BONER

I feel awkward writing it down but here it goes...

Talk about having no idea what was going on with my body. To make things even better, I wasn’t alone. Oh no, my first boner popped when I was 13 years old at my friend’s house. My friends James, Christian and I were upstairs in James’ room shooting the shit and watching Not Another Teen Movie for the first time. My penis came to life for the first time once a very specific scene from the movie activated all the hormones in my body. Jake Wyler, played by Chris Evans, walks into the room butt naked. His nipples and penis are covered with whipped cream and he's trying to entice the main actress to have sex with him. My eyes were glued to the television. I had to quickly lay down on my stomach to hide the tent I had pitched.

 I would love to lick the whipped cream off him

Luckily it went away and they didn’t notice it. After I got home the following day from the sleepover, I rewatched that scene of the movie probably 50 times. That was the first time I was fascinated by the male body. Chris Evans you popped my boner cherry, thanks man.

Flash-forward a few months...

Me and a group of friends snuck into the theaters to see Fantastic Four. I was SO excited because I knew Chris Evans was going to be in the movie! I think this guy really enjoys stripping down in front of the camera, because he was practically naked in a scene of that movie too! Got another boner haha He is such a hunk!


11 comments:

  1. AGD: Wow ! He must have made some impression for you to remember your first boner. He is quite the stud. You should be chasing after real guys rather than re-living the past.

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  2. I find it kind of weird that you can remember your first boner. I remember getting boner as a little kid, I don't ever remember it ever being because of something. It just happened sometimes.

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  3. Thanks for sharing this great memory! Yes, he's very hot!

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  4. Have you seen him in Captain America?

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  5. Yeah I definitely had boners long before I was 14... I used to think it meant I had to pee really bad (and I was like 6 or 7 it seems).

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  6. I remember my first one, too. It was the summer I turned nine, and I was playing strip poker with some other boys at summer camp. I didn't put on extra layers, and I ended up naked first. Sproing! I had no idea what was going on with my stiff little weeny; I didn't even know penises got hard! I tried flicking it with my finger, pushing it down, bending it . . . nothing worked. I knew I found playing strip poker with the other boys quite exciting but didn't know my brain told my crotch to show them I liked it!

    I also had my first boycrush that summer at camp, on a beautiful boy named Tiger. I didn't really understand it, but I knew I really liked being with him and looking at his pretty eyes. Not bad for two weeks at a camp I mostly hated. Oh, and I turned nine while at camp, so I'm not sure if I was eight or nine for the unveiling of my erect member.

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  7. B - I haven't seen Captain America yet but I sure want to . . .

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  8. By now if you haven't watched "Whats your number" you should really consider checking it out! :D

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  9. Chris Evans is the perfect man-to-man fantasy. I am a happily married man with six kids and ever sense I saw him in Fantastic Four I have wanted to both fuck him and swallow his man milk. This dude can make any str8 guy want to play around & enjoy what the other side may have to offer.

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